Compulsive Whoppers Syndrome

Friday, 17th December 2021

• MORE three words…
Smokescreens For Christmas.
Rules For Plebs.
Inane Headline-grabbing Platitudes.
Convivial Fraternal Spirit.
Rees-Mogg’s No Masking.
Grace and Favour.
Prioritising Afghan Animals.
Donations from Wherever.
Shadows of Cronyism.
Lost Loved Ones.
Public Sacrifices Trivialised.
Practise What’s Preached?
Practise the Cover-Ups.
A Secret Santa.
Double Standards Exceptionalism.
Infantilise the Public.
Chaos and Befuddlement.
Evasions and Hypocrisies.
Sponge of Amnesia.
Litany of Allegations.
Default Mode: Denial.
Tackle the Drug-Users.
High On Obfuscation.
In Parliament Loos.
And Another Variant.
Work From Home.
Flattening the Curve.
The Distraction Merchant.
Never Knowingly Lied?
Compulsive Whoppers Syndrome.
Brass Neck Quantum.
Hubris and Mocking.
Moral Compass Sale.
Gatherings or Parties.
A Stewards’ Enquiry.
Dodging Any Responsibility.
Name the Scapegoats.
Betrayal for Self-Preservation.
Piffle from Pfeffel.
Shopping Trolley PM.
A Laughing Stock.
Grotesque Soap Opera.
Vaudevillian Proportion Gaffes.
Competing with Clouseau.
Ant and Dec.
Court Jesters’ Ridicule.
Hoist by Petard.
Mutiny Ont’ Bounty.
Sunlit Upland Pastures.
Global Britain LOL.
Dignity Integrity Gravitas?
Pigs Might Fly.
Happy New Year…

MIKE BOR, W2

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