Boris Johnson

• MR Johnson’s Lessons:

– Age of Masks.
– Congenital Lying Chimera.
– Coarsen Public Discourse.
– With Journalist’s Sound-bites.
– Perform Gestural Politics.
– (“Brexit, Covid, Ukraine”).
– A Janus-faced Dissembler.
– Mask the Truth.
– Keep Audience Giggling.
– £350million on Buses.
– “Buses for Warmth”.
– Go Nowhere Fast.
– Detail-free Boosterish Bluster.
– Essential Selective Amnesia.
– Bubbles of Delusion.
– Over-promise & Under-deliver.
– Create “greased-piglet” World.
– No “oven-ready” Solutions.
– Promote Wilful Disingenuousness.
– Shibboleth of Brexit.
– Show Minimal Integrity.
– Spread Overt Confusion.
– Refugees as Weapons.
– Blizzard of Distractions.
– Prevarication and Peccadillos.
– Ensure “wine-time Fridays”.
– Orgy of Dysfunction.
– Egregious Rule-breaking Revelry.
– Quiddity of Harlequinade.
– “Get off Scot-free”
– Psychodrama of Superficialities.
– Debase Public Standards.
– Undermine Parliamentary Sovereignty.
– Corrode the Constitution.
– Operate “Red Meat”.
– Manipulate MPs’ Voting.
– Verbiage as Smokescreen.
– Phoney Apologetics Smirker.
– “Levelling-up: Poseur.
– Use “culture-wars” Card.
– Deport Asylum- Seekers.
– Weaponise “Empire” Now.
– Hubris and Denial.
– Nepotism and Sycophancy.
– Donors Shower Funds.
– “Humble and Contrite”.
– Grand Guignol Farce.
– The Great Debaser.
– Three Absurd Years.

MIKE BOR
St George’s Fields, W2