Boris Johnson: Rulemakers -v- Ruletakers

• RECAP The Latest.
Back To Basics.
Government Health Guidance.
Variants And Metaphors.
Populism’s Tactic, Polarisation.
Rulemakers -v- Ruletakers.
Culture Of Rulebreaking.
Blame Everyone Else.
Bury Bad News.
Circulate Untruths Ruthlessly.
Career Of Artifice.
The Greased Piglet.
Wriggles Out Again.
Porkies All Round.
Save My Bacon.
Peppa Pig Out!
A Serial Miscreant.
Ducking And Diving.
Duplicitous, Self-serving Huckster.
Distracting, Diversionary Tactics.
Yes I Can!
Contempt Towards Public.
Brain Synapses Bonfire.
Deception Arrogance Fibs.
Pants On Fire.
Pyramid Of Piffle.
Selling The Soul.
For Faustian Pact.
Evader In Chief.
No Moral Compass.
Revelry In Lockdown.
Last Orders Please!
Operation Last Gasp.
Operation Red Meat.
Build Back Bollx.
Buried In Work.
Hands… Face… Party.
Import Drinks Fridge.
For Wine-time Fridays.
Shome Impaired Desishuns.
National Mourning Time.
Break Child’s Swing.
Prorogation Of Queen?
Encourage Consult Warn.
Public’s Significant Anger.
Sense Of Shame?
Stench Of Elitism.
Propriety And Ethics?
Wheels Coming Off.
The Great Unmasking.
Do Decent Thing.
Not If… When?
The Final Curtain.

MIKE BOR
St George’s Fields, W2