• HARD these days to keep a grip on reality.

I was texted by my bank’s “fraud department” saying they were going to call me in a few minutes and giving me a three-digit code.

I resolutely ignored the call. How daft do the scammers think I am? Next day I called my real bank. It was them after all. And they’d blocked my credit card just in case.

Nobody’s fool, eh?

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